I Fall In Love In Another Dimension
Chapter 90

-The one about the cat that died.

-It's good, what happens is that an employer leaves in charge of the farm an employee who is a little bit reckless, he says goodbye saying to him. "You know, take good care of everything, so something doesn't happen."

"Don't worry, boss, nothing is going to happen." -The manager replies.

"I don't know, it's just that you're a real brute." -The boss told him this, and it was true, but he was very honest, a quality that is hard to replace,

A few days later he calls him asking: "Listen, what happened at the farm, I'm worried that you are not calling me?

The manager replies, "No patroncito, nothing has happened, it's just that I have been very busy."

"Are you sure? That you are half-witted." -says the boss

The foreman scratches his bazaar so hard that it can be heard all the way to the other side and answers, "Well, now that you say it, something did happen, your cat died."

The owner gets congested, "My Angora cat! What do you mean, my cat died, that cat that won several awards for how beautiful and playful."

The fool replies, "He died of indigestion little boss."

The boss, very heated, raises his voice and questions him: "What do you mean, indigestion? He only ate tuna and caviar".

The manager automatically said: "No wonder he ate horse meat".

The boss thought this was strange, so he asked him: "What horse?"

The brute's answers came out spontaneously, checking its veracity, he said, "Your Paso Fino horse, the percheron, well boss, it's just that it died and I had to take advantage of the meat."

The boss was tearing his hair out in despair, looking for the keys to leave for the farm, he kept questioning him, "Bobo! What happened to my fine walking horse, the dancer?"

The fool, already tired of so many questions, began to raise his voice too, he answered him: "He died from exerting too much force.

It seemed incredible to the boss, he sat down again, trying to understand everything, he asked him again: "Why did he make a lot of force?"

The fool shouted back, "Well, from carrying water."

The boss jumped up asking him, "Water! What for?"

The bobo now spoke to him as if he were chewing bread. "To put out the fire."

Again the boss was surprised, leading him to another questioning, "What fire?"

Now the goofball answered calmly as if what his boss was going to say he already knew: "The one at your house, everyone knows."

The boss headed off to take his car to go to his country house, but not before asking him, "My country house? What did you do to my house, it was worth a fortune to me, it was made with the best materials on the market!"

The fool already felt like hanging up on him, it seemed to him that he had become engrossed in this bland conversation, he answered him unwillingly: "Nothing, it only burned because of the candles". The gentleman shouted at him, "What candle?"

The fool answered tersely, "The ones from your wife's wake."

The boss collapsed without being able to open the car door, a sigh came out saying: "My wife, you wretch, what happened to her?

The fool looked at one of the employees and answered out of inertia: "She died of depression, moral pain, and supposedly of shock."

The boss started to cry, wishing that this was not true, if so, he would kill the fool, he continued to ask her between sobs: "What did he die of, why depression, what do you mean, impression?

The fool smiled at the employee, a beautiful girl who took his salary in exchange for kisses on the cheek, again he answered unwillingly: "it impressed him to see his children drowning, that's what they say."

And the landowner says the worst insults to the manager until the latter gets tired of all those rude words and throws the phone at him, shouting: "No more! No more boss! If I had known he was going to be like that, I wouldn't have told him about the cat". -that's a good joke, at least it kept me awake, thanks a lot beard or should I call you my savior.

-Don't get romantic, you're going to have to be dramatic now, look we're coming to town, you see that drugstore, they can help us cure you there.

We enter that place, Barbas begs the lady who attends, she takes out what we stole from the pilgrims, apparently almost everything is garbage, only when she sees some white squares that when you scrape them, they release flour, her face lights up treating us like sons, she not only heals me, she gives us hot food, warm clothes and a coat, She gives us warm food, shelter and even some furs that protect us replacing our bloody clothes, her name is Doris, she looks like good people, she also hides us from the police who come to look for something strange, likewise with the pilgrims who like bloodhounds follow us closely.

To cheer us up, Doris brings her daughter, a beautiful girl about twenty years old, provided with many physical attractions and a beauty typical of her age, before I get strange ideas her mother tells us that she is an excellent dancer, she demonstrates it with some sexy movements, I look at her with desire, making movies in my head, when I could be her father, besides I think I'm cute and I'm just a ridiculous old man, blamed for his wounds.

The night unfolds later is barbas, who demonstrates his talent as a singer, apparently he also improved his voice and diction, since he never gaguea like me, I recognize that it was very smart to invest time and resources to improve himself that now serve him even to conquer, I die of jealousy and envy to see him burning of the beautiful girl making us all laugh, even the mother looks at him with desire and brought a few bottles of liquor to enrapture the atmosphere, which resulted in that whippersnapper ended up kissing with the two, I don't know how he did it, in a matter of seconds he undressed them, possessing them in various ways, making them scream, that makes me question the judgments of his ex-wife and Yací, now I am a witness in the front row of his great capacity for copulation tasks, A while later he invites me to join, without hesitation, struggling with the pain that is diminished by the libido, I enter into this game, the ladies seem to be bothered, although I start with the eldest who with her screams recommends me to her daughter, who in the same way I make her splash with emotion.

We fall asleep placidly, lying next to those women, I feel in paradise until Barbas wakes me up, covering my mouth, whispering to me: "Don't make noise, we have to make noise:

-don't make, noise, we have to go,

He has two backpacks filled with something, I resist to leave, I feel so good between the two of them, it is not possible that it is our turn to go out again to the freezing outside, only that he pulls me saying to me: -Don't be deluded, I believe you believe in yourself: -don't be deluded, you thought you were irresistible, these women are entertaining us, it won't take long for the police to arrive, let's go.

We leave without making the slightest noise, in the street I look everywhere looking for a patrol car that gives me peace of mind that he is telling me the truth and not what I judge, that we stole from some women who gave us their hospitality and their bodies, that we left their warm breasts to enter these streets to cool our asses.