Lyon
Chapter 149

“Kat what the hell is all that shit you got around the house, and why the f**k does it feel like I haven’t seen you in a week?” Even as I spoke she was bustling in and out of the room. She knows I hate it when she ignores me and she’s been doing that shit for the last few days, ever since I got the call that the guys were coming for the holidays.

Elena was in her element, she likes nothing more than having a horde to feed and fuss over. Kat had invited that boys people to my damn house as well and my kids were losing their f*****g minds because the living room looked like the backroom of a toy store with all the damn gifts under the humongous tree I’d had to cut down.

“The only time I see you anymore is when it’s time for bed. You’re always puttering around here, cut that shit out.” She gave me one of her looks. ” Who was it that invited overnight guests huh? Who was it that told me the week before Xmas that we had more people coming?”

She had a point but that didn’t mean I liked this shit. “Where’s the baby?”

“He’s asleep I just put him down why?” I walked over to the corner where she keeps the traveling crib. She’s been keeping the baby in here with us under the guise of having him close so she could hear him but I knew it was because he was the last one and she was trying to get all the mothering in that she could.

I bent down and picked him up ignoring her hissing behind me. He smelt like a baby, and I felt that jump in my heart I always get when I sniff one of my kids. “I think we need another one Kat.” Her eyes widened and she took a step back like she expected me to jump on her right then and there.

“Colton are you nuts? You just got through telling me two days ago that we shouldn’t have had the ones we have and now”

“Girls Kat it’s your damn daughters that are putting me in the grave. But look at him, he’s growing up so fast don’t you want another one?” Her eyes got all soft and she rubbed her legs together. I knew I had her, just needed to reel her in.

“Come on babe, imagine all the fun we’re gonna have trying.” I walked over and rubbed my hand between her legs until she was wet, then I sucked her tongue into my mouth and it was a done deal.

“Oh alright but I don’t want to hear any complaints if we end up with another girl.” Zinger, she knew damn well she didn’t want one either, that damn Catalina is about all we can handle. She’s been running around here like a nut since we told her there were new people coming. Probably saw them as guinea pigs.

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Today was the day the boys were coming to town. There weren’t that many preparations to be made as far as safety, no one here had messed with me and mine in a long time, but still, I had the boys do a perimeter run, you never know. This f*****g holiday tends to bring out the crazies or some f**k.

I had a fuckload of shit to do before they got here. Our yearly charity run which my kids had joined once they were old enough, and all the last minute shit Kat and Elena were gonna have me doing. The madness had already started with Kat and her mother in law taking over my kitchen. I tried to avoid Char who kept giving me secret smiles like she knew some f**k I didn’t.

“Elena where’s your husband?” She was busy stirring something while her granddaughter, my Caitie bear, watched. It’s a sight I’ve seen every year since she was born, one that still brings a tingle to my heart and one I won’t be giving up anytime soon.

“He had something to do at the hospital but he should be here when your little friends show up. Char tells me they’re all ratherrobust.”

“Why the hell are you blushing ma and how can Glenda the witch tell you anything when she’s never seen these boys before?”

“Oh son don’t be such a prude and you know very well how she knows.” She gave me the ‘Colton is stupid’ look while my daughter pretended she wasn’t hearing shit and my wife hummed carols as she flitted around the room.

“Kat, come here a minute.”

“Oh dear I know that tone, whatever it is she’s done you’re gonna have to deal with it later son, we have lots to do and not nearly enough time, what with you springing a hundred extra people on us last minute.” That’s Elena, queen of exaggeration. “Kat, now.”

She huffed her a*s across the room. I notice she always gets a little more spunky when her meddling a*s mother in law is around, add her own mother to the mix and I have a coup on my hand. “You’re not wearing that thing whatever it is you have on when the others get here, go change.”

She looked down at herself and even though I’d said it as quietly as possible the room’s other occupants still rolled their eyes at me. “Colton what’s wrong with what I have on?” She spread her arms out at her sides and the damn button down shirt tightened across her ample tits.

“Get it off and put something over those tights things, they show off too much of your a*s.”

“What should she wear son, you got burlap somewhere? Maybe we can whip her up a gunnysack right quick.” They all thought that shit was funny. “And you think she’s moving in here in a few years?” I whispered that shit in my wife’s ear because it was too damn close to the holiday to deal with their shit.

“Colton behave we’ve already settled that issue, now why don’t you go choose something for me to wear and I’ll be right up in a minute to put it on?” Yeah right, she thinks I’m too preoccupied to remember my own name. “Katarina do I look like I’m playing with you? If you want me to choose something for you to wear I can.”

She had enough sense to know what that shit meant and went up to change. I didn’t give a f**k about the snickers from the other women in the room when I turned to follow her. Nosy f***s.

I cornered her to the bedroom after watching her a*s twitch all the way up the stairs. “Here let me help you.” I went after her top first sending buttons flying across the room.

“Colton we can’t” She tried covering her tits in the half bra she wore but the die had already been cast and my boy was on the rise.

“If you didn’t want to get f****d you shouldn’t have worn that.” I took her down and got my mouth on her tit and my hand between her legs. There’s no feeling like stealing the p***y with a house full of people. I had to stuff Kat’s damn mouth while I drilled her from behind hard and sweet.