My Dark Romeo: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance
My Dark Romeo: Chapter 30

OLLIE VB

Did she break you yet?

ROMEO COSTA

Consider me unbreakable.

ZACH SUN

Consider me appalled by the fact that you sound like a Sia song these days.

ROMEO COSTA

@ZachSun, since when do you use cultural references that have nothing to do with fine art?

OLLIE VB

His parents sent him on a date with an influencer last week.

ROMEO COSTA

How many of your brain cells survived?

ZACH SUN

Nearly all of them.

I used concealed noise-canceling earbuds and smiled and nodded at two-minute intervals.

ROMEO COSTA

Sounds promising.

When’s the wedding announcement?

OLLIE VB

@RomeoCosta, you want to tell me you really didn’t taste that sweet, tight pussy yet?

ROMEO COSTA

I am going to cut your tongue off with a butter knife next time I see you.

OLLIE VB

Why a butter knife?

It’d only make things unnecessarily long and messy.

ROMEO COSTA

Exactly.

OLLIE VB

@ZachSun, notice how he didn’t say yes or no when I asked him about sampling his bride. What do you think?

ZACH SUN

Zigzagging over the edge.

Drunk.

And legless.

OLLIE VB

His fall will be spectacular.

ROMEO COSTA

Temptation is resistible, believe it or not.

OLLIE VB

That might apply to a cake. Not a woman who looks like your wife.

Is her sister still in college?

ROMEO COSTA

It’s been ten hours since you’ve last asked, so yes.

OLLIE VB

Time drags when you’re waiting.

ZACH SUN

Tell that to your prison guard when you get locked up for statutory rape.