My Dark Romeo: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance
My Dark Romeo: Chapter 53

ZACH SUN

Is it just me, or have we not seen Rom in weeks now?

OLLIE VB

It’s not just you.

He’s been busy with his sweetheart.

ZACH SUN

Detroit?

ROMEO COSTA

@ZachSun, you are aware that this joke was not funny the first time around, let alone the fiftieth, right?

OLLIE VB

There you are, sunshine.

Where’d you disappear?

ROMEO COSTA

Life is hectic.

OLLIE VB

Too hectic to join our annual pre-Christmas snowboarding vacation?

ROMEO COSTA

I’m afraid so.

OLLIE VB

Lies.

You’re not afraid of anything.

Other than catching feels.

ZACH SUN

@OllievB, can you hear the meows?

OLLIE VB

Of @RomeoCosta, being pussy-whipped?

Yup.

ZACH SUN

@OllievB, remember when Rom had his balls?

OLLIE VB

@ZachSun, yeah.

They were beautiful.

When he ran, they’d clank against one another.

It sounded like wedding bells.

ROMEO COSTA

Speaking of weddings, when is yours, @ZachSun?

ZACH SUN

Never.

ROMEO COSTA

I’m giving it three months.

OLLIE VB

I’m going to be generous and give him six months.

ROMEO COSTA

100K?

OLLIE VB

Deal.

Whoever’s closest wins.

ZACH SUN

I hate you both.

OLLIE VB

I hear wedding bells again.

ROMEO COSTA

False alarm.

It’s just Zach’s balls shaking.