The Understated Dragon Lord -
Chapter 454 What's Your Name
Chapter 454 What's Your Name
"Arrogant!"
With a fierce shout, Kojima charged at Daniel like a wild boar gone mad. As Kojima closed in,Daniel sidestepped swiftly and, with a clever trip of the foot, sent him sprawling to the ground.
Thud!
Kojima landed face-first onto the ground—in an unfortunate stroke of fate, right into a pile of dogdroppings, likely left by some stray. As his mustached mouth pushed into the dried pile, it resembledsomeone trying to eat a stale cookie, not overly stinky but definitely a choking hazard.
"Ptui!"
"Ah, ptui!"
Kojima scrambled up, spitting vigorously to rid his mouth of any trace of the revolting substance.Even if the droppings from an American farm dog might be more nutritious than Japanese Wagyubeef, it still was nauseating.
Upon seeing this, Daniel couldn't contain his laughter and began to taunt jovially.
"Hey, Japanese guy, you traveled all this way just to have a taste of dog poop! That pile’s gone cold,hard as a rock. Want me to replace you a fresh, warm one? Something steamy would be softer tochew!"
While Daniel joked around, Beauty, utterly disgusted by his remarks, gave his waist a fierce pinch.
Being pinched out of the blue, Daniel certainly had to ask, "Why'd you pinch me?"
"That's disgusting! I like eating durian."
"Eating durian has what to do with this Japanese fellow eating dog poop?"
After pondering for a moment, Daniel's expression cleared.
"Oh! I got it! It must've been my use of the word 'soft' that reminded you of the texture of durian."
"You still talking? I'll kill you, you rascal! If you keep this up, I'll stuff durian into your mouth anddescribe the taste of dog poop to you after we get back."
"Beauty, you're rich enough to afford durian. Poor folks like me can’t afford that stuff, so I’ll have tomake do with stuffing dog poop in my mouth while I describe the flavor of durian to you. After all, I'msomeone who knows his manners."
"You dare put dog poop in my mouth? I'll kick you!"
Enraged by his words, Beauty gave Daniel a good kick to the behind, causing him to stagger. Buthe managed not to fall, mindful that the Japanese man was back on his feet.
"Ptui!"
"Ah, ptui!"
After spitting out more detestable droppings, Kojima clenched his iron fists and the veins on hisarms bulged with anger.
"Country bumpkin, how dare you play dirty! Are all you Americans this despicable?" he bellowed.
"Let me tell you, Japanese guy, aren't you shameless? It was clearly you who tried to sneak attackme, yet you claim I played dirty. My move was just a response to your attack, that's all!"
Grinning, Daniel continued, "Since you’re here to kill me, shouldn't you at least tell me your name?Otherwise, if you manage to kill me and I become a vengeful ghost, I won't even know who to
haunt."
"Kojima!" The hitman stated his own name proudly.
At the sound of it, Daniel burst into laughter, a reaction that was particularly grating to Kojima's ears.
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